→ The Chronicles of Fishsticks and Cheesecurls: Mr Walrus and his Jelly Issues.

fishsticksandcheesecurls:

Long long time ago there was once a walrus who was a very fat and moustachey because of this special candy he eats which was called the bag of Sally’s Mysterious Candy which was made of mysterious things. But the walrus was too curious not to try it. So he had sprouted moustaches…

i hate people. i just want to be a giraffe.

lifeismuchlikeasong:

but if i were a giraffe, i’d probably hate giraffes and want to be a human. i just can’t deal with ignorance. 

(via vagina-bon3r)

A conversation about marriage (with some classmates) Classmate #1: Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
Classmate #2: I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty.
Me: Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
Classmates: ....
Me: And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong.
Classmate #2: What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
Classmate #1: Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it.
Me: Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
Classmate #1: Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
Me: What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
Classmate #1: Yeah...
Me: Does he love animals, too?
Classmate #1: He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
Me: Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha.
Classmate #1: ....
Me: Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.

cliche

This is so incredibly cliche but i need to talk about it

I feel so…hideous. Everything I do I feel gawky and ungraceful and every aspect of my body grosses me out…and no matter how I try to fix it I am never happy with myself

I don’t understand- I see so many girls and I mean SO MANY with cute clothes and perfect skin who are either as thin as a stick or are able to carry their body weight in a graceful manner

But when I look into the mirror I see sad brown eyes encased by dark circles with acne (and some acne scars) all over my face, a big droopy nose covered in blackheads, and a sad thin upper lip and thick lower lip…and when I smile I see yellow teeth.

My body is even worse- my shoulders are covered in painful red acne and I am out of shape…

I feel like somebody lazily molded my body out of play-doh:

I have noodle thin arms, a long face, small breasts, rounded belly, thick thighs, and thin calves with big feet to top it all off

And no matter what color I die my hair, no matter how I cut it its kinky and shapeless…like an old wig that lost its shape and is fading or something!

I don’t know what to do…I am so sad…I try to tell myself I’m pretty but everyday I see myself getting worse and worse…

And besides all this I feel useless and untalented…and awkward everywhere I go

And when I try to eat better or exercise or whatever I get lazy and discouraged from the get-go

I just need like a life coach/makeover to help me get straightened out cuz I feel so so hopeless

sorry that i am pulling such a cliche-you know the whiny girl on tumblr who is insecure-but i just needed to voice my feelings….

thanks for anyone who reads this…not that anyone really will (i think)…